Saturday, January 5, 2008
HERE COMES THE CAVEMAN!
BOO!
Here comes the caveman of the 21st century!
Scientific Name:
Homophobic CheekidisHabitat: Yishun, Singapore
Diet: Omnivore
Description: Long-haired. Size of this particular
specimen can be described as a mountain of flesh.
Habits: 'Typing' on
a rectangular piece of plastic
named by the subject as a 'Keyboard' all day, while
facing a luminous screen. While not doing the above said
habits, the subject would be playing a portable plastic
contraption called a 'PSP'.
Interesting Note: The subject enjoys a seemingly symbiotic
relationship with tissue paper, claiming to be '...unable to live
without this miraculous creation of the Almighty.'
posted by CheeK™ @
5:43 AM